Restown

Reston Virginia. The Illest place alive.

"Where you from dawg?"
"Restown DAWG." (pulls out automatic pistol and robs him)

by sillly's pizza January 17, 2008

Restonfarian

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008

Restonkulous

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020

Reston

The illest place in Virgina

Reston is so tight you should go there

by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008

Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

Reston

a sick (as in cool) place where all the cool ppl in Virgina have resided in at one point in their lives and a very dangerous place so watch out with what you say or u might end up raped, shot, beat, and/or killed
no joke

I live in Reston and i have seen some nasty things

by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008

Reston

Bitch ass town in Virginia, but with a kinda cool guy named Parag. Don't go there after dark though, its like the bad seed of Compton and Harlem.

"Hey man you goin to Reston this weekend?"
"Nah bitch Parag be there with the Troubs on saturday"
"Aww shit the Troubs be out there? You know they shady"

by HellaNorCal501 December 2, 2014