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Risingtard 

Someone who has only played Metal Gear Rising, refuses to play the others, and won't shut the fuck up about it
Daniel: oh boy, did you hear about Metal Gear Solid 3 Remake?
Aubrey: METAL GEAR MENTIONED. STANDING HERE I REALIZE!! MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL! SAM X RAIDEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Daniel:...risingtard...
Risingtard by anonymous June 23, 2024
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Ringtard 

Someone who lets a a phone ring long and loud.
"Yo who's the ringtard rocking Leichte Kavallerie on high?"
Ringtard by C-Monkey December 13, 2008
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Ringtard 

noun: Ringtard
A person who constantly puts annoying ring tones on their cell phone.

Adj: Ringtarded
Describes annoying cell phone ring tones.
Noun:
Hey Ringtard, change that annoying noise coming out you cell phone. I'm sick of hearing a stupid train horn every 5 minutes!

Adj:
You know the regular sound of a phone ringing is sufficient instead of all that ringtarded crap you have coming out of yours.
Ringtard by Tesaco November 12, 2009

Ringtard 

Jiffy is really a ringtard.
Ringtard by Rogav July 13, 2015

Ringtarder 

A fucking retarded person who can't do anything right.
My friend is such a ringtarder at life.)
Ringtarder by Ringtarder April 13, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026