Ripped Ass 

Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room

Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass

Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks

Ripped Ass by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

ripped ass 

Farting very loudly

I ripped ass in class and got everyone crackin up.

ripped ass by nobody else here April 17, 2017

Ripped Ass 

After you fart and your asshole burns.

I used burn cream after i had Ripped Ass

Ripped Ass by Matt V. May 14, 2004

Ripped ass 

Someone who just blew shit up

Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.

Ripped ass by Hahahafuckurbitch February 15, 2020

ripped the ass out of my pants 

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.

Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"

ripped the ass out of my pants by Mejo December 16, 2014

ripped off my ass 

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.

Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.

ripped off my ass by budd April 24, 2005

ass ripper 

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.

1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"

ass ripper by psiscott April 26, 2006