Definitions by budd

ripped off my ass 

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.

Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.

ripped off my ass by budd April 24, 2005

Slappy McPurple Lips 

A player who is on the New York Yankee$ who wears purple lipstick during every baseball game he plays, and likes to slap balls out of peoples hand.

Slappy McPurple Lips likes to slap balls because thats the only way they can beat the Red Sox.

Slappy McPurple Lips by Budd April 11, 2005

New York Yankees 

When you blow a 4 game lead in the playoffs.

In the 2004 playoffs the New York Yankees choked big time, and the Boston Red Sox moved on to win the World Series.

New York Yankees by Budd April 11, 2005

Curt Schilling 

The best pitcher in the world who helped the Boston Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years.

Despite having a bad ankle Curt Schilling helped the Red Sox make one of the best comebacks ever!

Curt Schilling by Budd April 11, 2005

shmate 

Funny Way
of saying shit

BullShit!!!
in this house we say bull-shmate

shmate by budd September 6, 2003