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Ringer Mortis
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What an old bastard has as a
ring tone
.
Usually
Moon River
or Patsy Cline.
Did you
hear
the ringer
mortis
coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!
by
Demised
May 5, 2011
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