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Meat Ring Philosophy 

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!
A very large and puckered anus.
My meat ring resembles a wad of chewed bubble gum.
meat ring by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007
1. A ring of meat filled with random vegetables and potatos.

2. A meat contraption created by Sally Peters probably because she had random vegies and hamburger and mashed things laying around.

3. A favortie pastime meal of the Peters Family!
Do not let Katy eat snax at youth group because she didnt' finish her meat ring.
Meat Ring by blank December 12, 2004

Midwest meat heist ring 

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
Midwest meat heist ring by jint3i November 5, 2022

ringmeat 

anus,asshole,rosebud,shitpit, gateway to mustard road ,bowneye. where the poop comes out. the last sphincter of the gastrointestinal system.
Her ringmeat was so tight around his finger he was almost afraid to replace it with his schlong
ringmeat by chris anonymous March 20, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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