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Meat Ring Philosophy 

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!
A very large and puckered anus.
My meat ring resembles a wad of chewed bubble gum.
meat ring by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007
1. A ring of meat filled with random vegetables and potatos.

2. A meat contraption created by Sally Peters probably because she had random vegies and hamburger and mashed things laying around.

3. A favortie pastime meal of the Peters Family!
Do not let Katy eat snax at youth group because she didnt' finish her meat ring.
Meat Ring by blank December 12, 2004

Midwest meat heist ring 

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
Midwest meat heist ring by jint3i November 5, 2022

ringmeat 

anus,asshole,rosebud,shitpit, gateway to mustard road ,bowneye. where the poop comes out. the last sphincter of the gastrointestinal system.
Her ringmeat was so tight around his finger he was almost afraid to replace it with his schlong
ringmeat by chris anonymous March 20, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026