Ridin Horny

getting turned down for sex by your signifigant other right before you part ways.

Last night i blueballed andrew right before he rolled out, he was totally ridin horny.

by Mebs May 20, 2006

Ridin Horny

the same as ridin dirty (driving with drugs or illegal weapons), except also being horny at the same time

i wanted to suck so many dicks and take names cuz I was ridin horny the other day

by phil t May 4, 2006

ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!

"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."

by bongoman January 15, 2008