Ridiculocity 

The potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.

John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare...
Greg: What was he dared to do?
John: He's gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
Greg: The ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!

(Why 2.1 seconds only? Some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. If something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)

Ridiculocity by rabidapeshit April 13, 2009

Ridiculocity 

Ridiculocity
Re-dic-u-laws-si-te'
1. Sometimes situations are just Ridiculous.......
And sometimes they are Ridiculous and an Atrocity at the same time.

2. Without common law.

(Synonyms of Ridiculous include):
nonsensical, ludicrous, funny, droll, comical, farcical. See absurd.

a·troc·i·ty (ə-trŏs'ĭ-tē)

n. pl. a·troc·i·ties

Appalling or atrocious condition, quality, or behavior; monstrousness

It was Ridiculocity that she started the fight in the casino but the bit boss asked me to leave and not her.

This place is Ridiculocity......

You are Ridiculocity...

That DJ is Ridiculocity...

It was much nicer hanging out with you this weekend, than last weekend. You were much less Ridiculocity.

Ridiculocity by DJJBDetroit1996 February 9, 2010

ridiculocity 

A combination of ridiculous and velocity. When a goes from bad to worse quickly.

The ridiculocity of that joke was unfathomable.

ridiculocity by crackerspawn June 25, 2009

ridiculocity 

The speed that someone's ridicule travels around

A week ago Joe was randomly slapped by someone he didn't know and now the whole school knows due to a quick ridiculocity.

ridiculocity by Kyle with help from Joe December 7, 2006

Ridiculocity 

The speed at which something progresses from being reasonable to being ridiculous.

The corporate red tape for getting this approved has reached maximum ridiculocity.

Ridiculocity by Red Magical February 7, 2020

terminal ridiculocity

1. Synonym of 'ridiculous'
2. Synonym of recockulous

The point at which something can become no more ridiculous than its current state.

1. His tale reached terminal ridiculocity around the seventh time that he claimed to have saved the planet from imminent destruction.

2. Our endeavor approached terminal ridiculocity as we continually restarted webservers that continued to crash every few minutes.

terminal ridiculocity by zortness March 18, 2010

Ridiculosity to the Max 

an extreme level of ridiculousness, measured on a scale of 1-5. Hitting the highest point of ridiculosity.

It was Ridiculosity to the Max when Loo and Shu danced to Party Monster for the hundredth time

Ridiculosity to the Max by Waxmbat April 20, 2009