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Ride the Rail 

To be in the front row of a concert, especially one in which there is a safety barrier in front of the stage.
You guys want to show up early and wait in line for the show so we can ride the rail?
Ride the Rail by kdspa June 4, 2014

Ride The Rail 

To sit down at a bar in the middle of the day, and try to drink every beer they have on tap. From left to right.
Those kids were wasted after they tried to ride the rail at Gas Light.
Ride The Rail by ryanprendo May 6, 2008

Ride the Rubber Rail 

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

ride the rails 

Slang for doing lines of coke
Lets drink a Texas mickey and ride the rails before we hit that party!

ride the rails 

The act of traveling by train
duder #1 - where's phil at?
duder #2 - he's down in san francisco
duder #1 - did he ride the rails down there?
duder #2 - yep
ride the rails by human=garbage September 1, 2006

ride the rails 

Military slang. Eject from a fighter aircraft. Modern ejector seats are mounted on a set of vertical rails, with a rocket or explosive charge to propel it upward and out of the cockpit.
"There were flames all around me, I couldn't even see the horizon, so at 420 knots, 8,000ft I had no choice but to grab the handle and ride the rails."
ride the rails by Mervin Woodfine February 10, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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