colin rich's mum

a hooker that is cheap, easy and highly accessible

"I'm out to get laid, let's hope I find colin's mum"

colin rich's mum by Men June 17, 2003

That's rich 

1. Ironic, or amusingly hypocritical accusation.

An accusation that just does not work, but applies to the one accusing.

Or

2. Something false that is so outrageously off the mark, it's ridiculous or preposterous.

Just so wrong, that it's funny.

K-Fed: That's the last straw, Britney! Dammit, I made you. Remember that bitch. You're nothing without ME! If you pull this shit with me again, I'll leave you in a new york minute.

Britney: That's rich, Kevin. And new york minute was a terrible movie.

K-Fed: That's it! I'm sick of you not knowing basic English Idioms. I don't know what I ever saw in you. It's over!

OR

Eric: Yo, guys, these Mexicans in my class keep saying the dumbest shit in Spanish.

Tyler: What are they from Spain or something?

Eric: No... They're Mexicans, - they're from Mexico!

Tyler: Wait but.. they speak.. shit.

Joseph: Oh that's rich! FAIL!

That's rich by Joe Napier August 31, 2013

she's rich 

A pregnant woman; she's pregnant.

Because she's rich, I doubt if she will attend.

she's rich by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

rich man's land 

A fantasy world where the poor working class italians dwell. In rich man's land they can have anything they want and everything they envy of their neighbors. In this land they can buy the finest cars, the best clothes, mansions, multiple homes and beautiful women. It's a dream world to make up for their poverty-stricken real world. It's fantasy land.

I'm from rich man's land.

rich man's land by sonnypoorboy May 16, 2008

rich man's dutch oven 

when one sticks ones buttocks in the limo cab, farts and then rolls up the privacy screen.

At my bachelor party, all the guys thought it was funny to give the limo driver a rich man's dutch oven.

rich man's dutch oven by just just kidding January 17, 2011

rich man’s orgy 

An orgy where couples have sex in different rooms with the doors open. The couples do not swap partners—the titillation is derived from hearing the faint moans of other couples through the open doors.

Compare to a poor man’s orgy, where the orgy participants can only afford one room, or even only one bed.

“Hey babe, what’s your kinkiest fantasy?”

“I would LOVE to have an orgy, but one where I only have to fuck my partner, and not all those gross randos.”

“We should try a rich man’s orgy! I hear that’s what they do in hollywood”

rich man’s orgy by Anonymous2998 December 11, 2021

50's Rich 

When you have a quantity of money that would've made you considered rich in the 1950's. It usually shows that you have money to do some things but not enough to do extravagant things.

1: "Dude, you're 50's rich. Let's go get pancakes at IHOP."

2: "I can't go to the concert, I'm only 50's rich. Those tickets cost $700."

50's Rich by HaileyandJacobBlack August 5, 2009