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Rice Fields 

(N)-Place of Asian decent so welcome
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FUCKA
Rice Fields by SUPERsnucker March 15, 2019

Rice fields 

1) Place where Asians play football
2) Place where USA loses wars to farmers holding sticks
3) Divine places where holy water grass seeds grow
4) Holy realm where the flow of chi is perfectly balanced and where one can unleash his/her inner zen, aligning the seven chakras and achieving the supremely divine state of Nirvana
Let's go play Asian football in the rice fields!
Rice fields by 毛泽东 April 26, 2019

welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields
Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

My times in the Rice Fields 

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields
Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

Magic on the Rice Fields

A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"