毛泽东's definitions

USA

(Noun) A place where people lose wars to Vietnamese rice farmers holding sticks in the rice fields

Wanna know how to prevent getting shot in USA? Wear a Vietnamese hat and everyone will be scared of you.

by 毛泽东 April 26, 2019

Rice fields

1) Place where Asians play football
2) Place where USA loses wars to farmers holding sticks
3) Divine places where holy water grass seeds grow
4) Holy realm where the flow of chi is perfectly balanced and where one can unleash his/her inner zen, aligning the seven chakras and achieving the supremely divine state of Nirvana

Let's go play Asian football in the rice fields!

by 毛泽东 April 26, 2019