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Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail
Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011
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Blue Ribbon Special 

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.
z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

firewatch ribbon 

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)
Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

Hugh Robson 

Hugh Robson

The home of binners, winners and sinners, Hugh Robson building shares both the charm of Hugh Grant and the never say die spirit and set piece prowess of Barry Robson.

Oft' referred to as 'The Basement', 'The Bunker', 'The Lair', and 'The Honey Badger Trap' it is a place where everything and nothing meet to spectacular effect like a massive can of Suso with computers and seats.

Not only this, but any tranny Cumslut worth her salt knows old Hugh Robbo is the place to go if they want their daily cum dose from a fine band of esteemed cocksmen.
Jake: I've procured a crate of 500 Tropical VKs
Mikey: To Hugh Robson!

Karen Cumslut: Hey I want to smoke at least 10 dongs by the end of the night, where should i go?
Informed passer-by: Hugh Robson!
Hugh Robson by informed passer-by December 9, 2009

Rusty Ribbon 

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.
I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.
Rusty Ribbon by Estacada James March 1, 2006

Wade Robson

A: Did you hear about that dude named Wade Robson?

B: Nah Fam, his name sounds ugly
Wade Robson by Prichael uwu March 13, 2019