Ribboned
1. to talk to someone, pretending you are someone else with the intention of making fun of them later.
Ribboned by theribbonator June 18, 2008
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AIDS ribboned
Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.
Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"
Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"
Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.
AIDS ribboned by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020
White Ribboned
A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.
Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?
Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!
Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!
White Ribboned by cool cunt klint November 8, 2016
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