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Rhystan is a guy you can count on. He may seem a little guarded, but loves fiercely. He's smart and a great friend to all who have him as such.
Hey did you see that guy? He’s a total Rhystan!
Rhystan by Kookiecool April 13, 2024
The hottest Fae to ever exist. It is said his dick size can be determined by his wingspan. He is a feminist and the perfect one for Feyre. Fuck Tamlin. He is also known by these names: Prick, Wall Fucker, Licker of Curse Breaker. Table and Paint Fucker.
Rhysand smirked at Feyre. "If you rub it against a certain body part I may cum faster!"
rhysand by Shadowhuntergirl December 6, 2016
He is the inventor of feminism and creator of the #metoo movement. He has the biggest wingspan and fae dick- which was how he was able to get notice feyre from the pile of shit tamlin.
“Is your boyfriend an incel”
“No he’s a proper Rhysand he let me choose the what food I wanted and I was able to speak!!”
“Wow what a rhysand”
Titles: High Lord of the Night Court, RiceMALE, "Our Feminist King", Reese's pieces and Sex Offender #3756056 on the National Sex Offender Registry

A 536-year-old pedophile Drizzt Do'Urden knock -off with a faerie peen that haunts the dreams of renowned YouTuber and comedian Cindy Pham. Rhysand is known for his most notable achievements of murdering teenager girls, sexually harassing teenage girls, sexually assaulting teenage girls, regularly assaulting teen age girls, and somehow being the wet dreams of millions of teen girls (and 33-year-old virgin White women) worldwide.

Rhysand is a White man. Though, when Sarah J. Maas faces lack of diversity criticizes he magically turns into a bRoWn MAn on her Twitter posts. He his 6'3'' in height and 14'3'' in dick length. He has numerous angst black tattoos that your niece will on day get on her knee. He has "night black" hair and star-filled violent eyes being the genetic demon child of Marilyn Manson and Elizabeth Taylor. Rhys's most notable feature is his Illyrian wingspan further further that SJM is a fucking furry.
Rhysand *is the most powerful high lord in history*

Illyrian women: can you ban female organ maiming from your kingdom?

Rhysand: Nope.

Feyre: I'm so glad I married a feminist! ;)
Rhysand by TheDragonRebooted December 30, 2021
Rystan... Pronounced rice ton....

A hero in every sense of the word. Handsome (and he knows it)
Determined and hard headed. He's a healer and can make anyone smile. (Even when you shouldn't) Very intelligent, sweet and loving. No one he loves more than his momma (except for maybe daddy) He's the joy of his surroundings. Someone you can't imagine living without. He's EVERYTHING!!
Rystan is my everything?
rystan by Nooks momma December 20, 2016

Rhysian Flu 

Rhysian Flu

The Rhysian Flu is a term used to degrade those of a specific type of text role-players who prefer NSFW or ERP Scenarios and is mainly used to those of an illiterate kind. This term is most commonly used towards a member in a sub category of Discord Servers for the Rick Riordan Series Percy Jackson known as BlueSteel.
Guy 1: Wow man these retards have the Rhysian Flu

Guy 2: Rhysian Flu?

Guy 1: Yea, you know those assholes who ERP and shit?
Rhysian Flu by SteveCanLickMyAnus January 19, 2020
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kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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