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by Shadowhuntergirl December 6, 2016
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“Is your boyfriend an incel”
“No he’s a proper Rhysand he let me choose the what food I wanted and I was able to speak!!”
“Wow what a rhysand”
“No he’s a proper Rhysand he let me choose the what food I wanted and I was able to speak!!”
“Wow what a rhysand”
by Idontknowhatimdoingherernbutjk January 9, 2021
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A 536-year-old pedophile Drizzt Do'Urden knock -off with a faerie peen that haunts the dreams of renowned YouTuber and comedian Cindy Pham. Rhysand is known for his most notable achievements of murdering teenager girls, sexually harassing teenage girls, sexually assaulting teenage girls, regularly assaulting teen age girls, and somehow being the wet dreams of millions of teen girls (and 33-year-old virgin White women) worldwide.
Rhysand is a White man. Though, when Sarah J. Maas faces lack of diversity criticizes he magically turns into a bRoWn MAn on her Twitter posts. He his 6'3'' in height and 14'3'' in dick length. He has numerous angst black tattoos that your niece will on day get on her knee. He has "night black" hair and star-filled violent eyes being the genetic demon child of Marilyn Manson and Elizabeth Taylor. Rhys's most notable feature is his Illyrian wingspan further further that SJM is a fucking furry.
A 536-year-old pedophile Drizzt Do'Urden knock -off with a faerie peen that haunts the dreams of renowned YouTuber and comedian Cindy Pham. Rhysand is known for his most notable achievements of murdering teenager girls, sexually harassing teenage girls, sexually assaulting teenage girls, regularly assaulting teen age girls, and somehow being the wet dreams of millions of teen girls (and 33-year-old virgin White women) worldwide.
Rhysand is a White man. Though, when Sarah J. Maas faces lack of diversity criticizes he magically turns into a bRoWn MAn on her Twitter posts. He his 6'3'' in height and 14'3'' in dick length. He has numerous angst black tattoos that your niece will on day get on her knee. He has "night black" hair and star-filled violent eyes being the genetic demon child of Marilyn Manson and Elizabeth Taylor. Rhys's most notable feature is his Illyrian wingspan further further that SJM is a fucking furry.
Rhysand *is the most powerful high lord in history*
Illyrian women: can you ban female organ maiming from your kingdom?
Rhysand: Nope.
Feyre: I'm so glad I married a feminist! ;)
Illyrian women: can you ban female organ maiming from your kingdom?
Rhysand: Nope.
Feyre: I'm so glad I married a feminist! ;)
by TheDragonRebooted December 30, 2021
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A hero in every sense of the word. Handsome (and he knows it)
Determined and hard headed. He's a healer and can make anyone smile. (Even when you shouldn't) Very intelligent, sweet and loving. No one he loves more than his momma (except for maybe daddy) He's the joy of his surroundings. Someone you can't imagine living without. He's EVERYTHING!!
A hero in every sense of the word. Handsome (and he knows it)
Determined and hard headed. He's a healer and can make anyone smile. (Even when you shouldn't) Very intelligent, sweet and loving. No one he loves more than his momma (except for maybe daddy) He's the joy of his surroundings. Someone you can't imagine living without. He's EVERYTHING!!
Rystan is my everything?
by Nooks momma December 20, 2016
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The Rhysian Flu is a term used to degrade those of a specific type of text role-players who prefer NSFW or ERP Scenarios and is mainly used to those of an illiterate kind. This term is most commonly used towards a member in a sub category of Discord Servers for the Rick Riordan Series Percy Jackson known as BlueSteel.
The Rhysian Flu is a term used to degrade those of a specific type of text role-players who prefer NSFW or ERP Scenarios and is mainly used to those of an illiterate kind. This term is most commonly used towards a member in a sub category of Discord Servers for the Rick Riordan Series Percy Jackson known as BlueSteel.
Guy 1: Wow man these retards have the Rhysian Flu
Guy 2: Rhysian Flu?
Guy 1: Yea, you know those assholes who ERP and shit?
Guy 2: Rhysian Flu?
Guy 1: Yea, you know those assholes who ERP and shit?
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