rhysand

The hottest Fae to ever exist. It is said his dick size can be determined by his wingspan. He is a feminist and the perfect one for Feyre. Fuck Tamlin. He is also known by these names: Prick, Wall Fucker, Licker of Curse Breaker. Table and Paint Fucker.

Rhysand smirked at Feyre. "If you rub it against a certain body part I may cum faster!"

by Shadowhuntergirl December 6, 2016

Rhysand

He is the inventor of feminism and creator of the #metoo movement. He has the biggest wingspan and fae dick- which was how he was able to get notice feyre from the pile of shit tamlin.

“Is your boyfriend an incel”
“No he’s a proper Rhysand he let me choose the what food I wanted and I was able to speak!!”
“Wow what a rhysand”

by Idontknowhatimdoingherernbutjk January 9, 2021

Rhysand

Titles: High Lord of the Night Court, RiceMALE, "Our Feminist King", Reese's pieces and Sex Offender #3756056 on the National Sex Offender Registry

A 536-year-old pedophile Drizzt Do'Urden knock -off with a faerie peen that haunts the dreams of renowned YouTuber and comedian Cindy Pham. Rhysand is known for his most notable achievements of murdering teenager girls, sexually harassing teenage girls, sexually assaulting teenage girls, regularly assaulting teen age girls, and somehow being the wet dreams of millions of teen girls (and 33-year-old virgin White women) worldwide.

Rhysand is a White man. Though, when Sarah J. Maas faces lack of diversity criticizes he magically turns into a bRoWn MAn on her Twitter posts. He his 6'3'' in height and 14'3'' in dick length. He has numerous angst black tattoos that your niece will on day get on her knee. He has "night black" hair and star-filled violent eyes being the genetic demon child of Marilyn Manson and Elizabeth Taylor. Rhys's most notable feature is his Illyrian wingspan further further that SJM is a fucking furry.

Rhysand *is the most powerful high lord in history*

Illyrian women: can you ban female organ maiming from your kingdom?

Rhysand: Nope.

Feyre: I'm so glad I married a feminist! ;)

by TheDragonRebooted December 30, 2021

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

A Rhys and James

A name for a couple that are meant to be together forever and they have amazing chemistry. National J+R day is 23rd of October.

Omg! You two are like a Rhys and James!

by harrybell12 October 21, 2020

Rhyland

He's a pretty cool dude, who will stick by your side through thick and thin. He'll be your wingman when you need him but you don't want him to talk to her because he growls when he speaks. After all he's real cool

Rhyland has been my friend forever

by FutureArchitect July 20, 2021

Rhyanda

Rhyanda is a type of girl who is always cheerful, once you get to know her she is the moodmaker of the group. Rhyanda is a outgoing person, she can make anyone laugh. If you got her angry she is mostly gonna give you a silent treatmen.

Someone : hey nice to meet you
Rhyanda : HELLO, OMG IT'S SOOO NICE TO SEE YOU HERE. I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER

by laurenlovecattttt March 4, 2023