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Two Days Till Retirement
An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013
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Retirement Funeral
This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019
sudbury retirement fund
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"
"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
sudbury retirement fund by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
stealth retirement
The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
stealth retirement by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
Retirement
A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
Retirement by billzilla October 7, 2010
Ravishment
A type of BDSM where there's a pleasurable fantasy of inflicting or being a victim to an act of consensual play-rape.
Steven: Heard Kyle is really into that BDSM shit.
Samuel: Yeah, told me he's into this shit called ravishment.
Steven: The fuck is that?
Samuel: It's like he wants to rape girls or something, I dont fucking know
Samuel: Yeah, told me he's into this shit called ravishment.
Steven: The fuck is that?
Samuel: It's like he wants to rape girls or something, I dont fucking know
Ravishment by Cozoo September 20, 2017
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