The based god of food reviews. Someone who wears suits everyday, browses shortwave radio stations and logs them, writes letters to said stations on a typewriter and still uses a 2006 windows vista PC.
Spencer: Hey did you see the new video from Reviewbrah?
Andrew: Nah man but i did see the new Joey review!
Spencer: *teleports behind you* umm THE FUCK?!
Andrew: I'm sorry senpai i finally see the error of my ways
Spencer: It's ok, Reviewbrah always forgives desu
Youtube's favorite show, *clap* MEME REVIEW *clap*.
The place where memes die, each meme reviewed on this show is considered deceased.
Old Meme: I heard that pewdiepie will have me on *clap* Meme Review *clap* tommorow.
Meme community: We always loved you, goodbye friend :(
So sad, can we seize the memes of production?
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"