Yet a further adaptation of the word ridiculous along the lines of the word ri-cock-ulous. Employs an additional euphemism for the male genitalia in place of the word "dic(k)". Naturally, this game could go on forever.
Generally used to describe something that is much more ridiculous than something that is either ridiculous or ricockulous.
Hook: So you break up with this girl and in short order she sleeps with your buddy, then moves 800 miles to try and get you back?!?!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.