Yet a further adaptation of the word ridiculous along the lines of the word ri-cock-ulous. Employs an additional euphemism for the male genitalia in place of the word "dic(k)". Naturally, this game could go on forever.
Generally used to describe something that is much more ridiculous than something that is either ridiculous or ricockulous.
Hook: So you break up with this girl and in short order she sleeps with your buddy, then moves 800 miles to try and get you back?!?!
JZ: Yeah, man. This chick is fuggin' rischlongulous!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!