Reuven

A ginger leprecahun rabbi who teaches talmud and sings zemirot on shabbos.

Did you see that Reuven singing Sabeinu over there???

by fhdhfsadfhsdjfgs August 6, 2011

Reuven

The most handsome person on the planet he is most likely to get all the girls

Bro reuven has all the girls

by Turtle etage January 14, 2022

Reuven

Red head mustang owner that owns a fake mustang gt and only wears sunglasses at night. Also very big pp if camera zoomed in.

“See that guy over there”
“Yah?”

“He’s such a Reuven for driving that thang”

by African aushwitz February 28, 2019

Reuven

A male individual that has a larger than average penis size.

Did you see his penis? He must be a Reuven.

by Dictionary - Defenitions November 21, 2021

Reuven

Is a really pretty looking guy and is really really cute even tho he's a fat jerk he is still a pretty looking guy and You will get lost in his eyes and he is a really nice person when you know him he is a great Minecraft player and put his bed next to mine :(

me: Reuven is so cute
reuven: thanks what your name again??

by SPidermonkey34 February 4, 2024

Spite Monkey’s Revenge

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.

“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”

by AKACroatalin June 27, 2015

revengicide

1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.

Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!

by ocius1 May 15, 2009