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The most handsome person on the planet he is most likely to get all the girls
Bro reuven has all the girls
Reuven by Turtle etage January 14, 2022
Red head mustang owner that owns a fake mustang gt and only wears sunglasses at night. Also very big pp if camera zoomed in.
“See that guy over there”
“Yah?”

“He’s such a Reuven for driving that thang”
Reuven by African aushwitz February 28, 2019
A male individual that has a larger than average penis size.
Did you see his penis? He must be a Reuven.
Reuven by Dictionary - Defenitions November 21, 2021
Is a really pretty looking guy and is really really cute even tho he's a fat jerk he is still a pretty looking guy and You will get lost in his eyes and he is a really nice person when you know him he is a great Minecraft player and put his bed next to mine :(
me: Reuven is so cute
reuven: thanks what your name again??
Reuven by SPidermonkey34 February 4, 2024

Spite Monkey’s Revenge 

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.
“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”

revengicide 

1. A risky act of revenge, committed because the need for revenge is greater than the need for self-preservation.
2. Something you do to get back at someone, even though you know that it will be damaging to you in the end.
Marion: Our organization has an intern working at the White House!
Rob: I hope her name isn't Monica.
Marion: Not to worry, it's a guy.
Scott: Don't forget Hillary! She's probably up for a little political revengicide!
revengicide by ocius1 May 15, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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