Retrois

The elegant and classy way to identify someone as a retard.

Guy: Dude, you're retarded!
Girl: Don't say that word!
Guy: Sorry, what I meant to say is, dude, you're a retrois!

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Retrostalgia

"Maybe it's just retrostalgia, but I really wish disco would make a comeback."

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When a sick day is taken after being sick, so one can actually enjoy having the day off work.

- Jane: Bob, you look terrible! You should have stayed at home today.
- Bob: Don't worry Jane, I'll be taking a retrospective sickie tomorrow.

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Looking back and seeing how dumb you were

In retrospect, I shouldn't have jumped off the skyscraper

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Noun. what you wear when you analyze events,or dissect previous errors, with the benefit of hindsight.

Wearing my retrospectacles, planning a vacation in Baghdad was not my best idea.

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Medical imaging device for looking at the past and finding out what could have been done better.

Nurse - If we had not given Mrs Jones that dose of morphine I don't think she would have stoped breathing.

Dr - Stop using your retrospectoscope!

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a review of a past corse of events

in retrospect, i actually DID eat ur bacon, and im real sorry

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