Retrois

The elegant and classy way to identify someone as a retard.

Guy: Dude, you're retarded!
Girl: Don't say that word!
Guy: Sorry, what I meant to say is, dude, you're a retrois!

by TheRealChickenFucker June 5, 2018

Retrostalgia

Nostalgia for something one wasn't alive for.

"Maybe it's just retrostalgia, but I really wish disco would make a comeback."

by Nick Baum May 27, 2007

retrospective sickie

When a sick day is taken after being sick, so one can actually enjoy having the day off work.

- Jane: Bob, you look terrible! You should have stayed at home today.
- Bob: Don't worry Jane, I'll be taking a retrospective sickie tomorrow.

by AustralianWorkEthic April 20, 2010

retrospect

Looking back and seeing how dumb you were

In retrospect, I shouldn't have jumped off the skyscraper

by EthanTheMightyCheese May 9, 2003

retrospectacles

Noun. what you wear when you analyze events,or dissect previous errors, with the benefit of hindsight.

Wearing my retrospectacles, planning a vacation in Baghdad was not my best idea.

by BigJimBob July 20, 2008

retrospectoscope

Medical imaging device for looking at the past and finding out what could have been done better.

Nurse - If we had not given Mrs Jones that dose of morphine I don't think she would have stoped breathing.

Dr - Stop using your retrospectoscope!

by Muggs August 28, 2006

Retrospect

a review of a past corse of events

in retrospect, i actually DID eat ur bacon, and im real sorry

by pseudonym = bacon bits June 16, 2018