Surgery to repair a person's torn/ripped asshole. This is common in prison when a prison bitch is gang raped or repeatedly ass fucked with no lubricant. This occurrs when an inmate is perceived as a docile person. It is not uncommon for the dominator(s) to make the prisn bitch dress up, wear make-up and pee while sitting down.

The prison bitch had his ass deflowered and needed an anal retread.

Anal Retread by slicksal December 1, 2006

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reterd

A more retarted way of saying Retard. Implying the person is more retarted than a retard.

Oh my god, he is so reterd.

reterd by OrgnlGangsta10 December 10, 2016

reteard

Reteard • \re-Tear-da\ • noun

1 : A retard that is so retarded it brings a tear(s) to your eye.

2 a: A man or woman that is above and beyond the average retard

2 b: a man or woman who does or says things that even a normal retard wouldn't do or say

Reteared •\re-TEAR-ded\ • adjective

1: Used to describe someone's actions when simply calling them a retard doesn't quite sum it up; fairly atleast.

2: Used to describe someone's actions when they are worst than that of a normal or average retard; leading to tear(s) of embarrassment. You are likely embarrassed for them.

"Wow, that chick is a reteard. She just walked into a parked 18 wheeler. "

"That was the most retearded thing i have ever seen. Did she really just back up to the drive thru window to get ketchup and refill her drink?"

Guy 1 - "that guys is retearded"
Guy 2 - "Yah bro, he's wasted. I saw him take a piss right on the dance floor not even ten seconds ago"

reteard by top cheddar November 29, 2009

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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