retracticles 

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!

retracticles by mister gadget July 26, 2009

retractile vomiting 

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

retractile vomiting by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008

retractile vomiting 

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

retractile vomiting by Nathan T. Freeman August 28, 2007

retractile testicle 

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

retractile testicle by Guynurse January 10, 2018