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Retarticle 

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008
Related Words
a)conceptual Barbie doll that would teach kids about mental retardation and act as balance in the world of the hegemony of artificially perfect beauty. See Ms. Wheelchair America, acrotomophilia midget porn barbie.

b)a blonde, Barbie-like female with shortcomings in the realm of intellect. See blonde retard.
a)
Shaneequa: "Mommy says I'm special. Kids call me a retard."

b)
Jessica: "Oh Em Gee!"
Stan: "Shut up, Retarbie!"
Retarbie by Downi Creations July 19, 2009

retardulente 

beyond retarded, especially in reference to a slow retarded situation.
that driver is retardulente
retardulente by AA3333 February 11, 2009

Retardicle 

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle
Retardicle by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

retardle 

someone who reuses the same terrible comebacks constantly and is kind of gay anyway.
god, that kid just keeps calling me a douche. what a retardle.
retardle by KINGSANDKEYS July 22, 2010

retabled 

Retabled is when ur retarded as well as disabled

Sometimes a word used because you forgot how to speak in common people English

When u go to say ur retarded and disabled at the same time and it comes out as retabled
Alice~*does something stupid once again*

Rebecca~ DAFUQ she doing?

Caitlin~OMG ur so retabled
retabled by Bermudaaaaaa April 11, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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