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Retardom 

Retardom is a word used by my retarted brother when he was tryna diss me while I called him a lil Oompa Loompa lookin ass overgrown 8 year old dumb shit that does nothing but sit on his ass and jack off to a poster of sonic the hedgehog
Us: *Doing the crab walk towards retard*
Josh: have you guys got tested for retardom?
Retardom by Dundermawk cann June 8, 2018

Retardom 

After a long night of doing blow, eating Adderall, licking strippers ass holes and trying to find your damn car. We conversate on how where going to do it all again while sitting at IHOP. We're living in the world of Retardom. That's life!
Hey, Tom I have to be reponsible this weekend, I can't go to Retardom. Last weekend gave me herpes, diabetes and dementia
Retardom by Mac ding dong March 10, 2024

Retardo Eduardo 

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?
Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Ultimativos Retardos 

MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS

retardmin 

Someone whome constant makes mistakes while being in charge of a Server.
Oh you retardmin, you just formatted the hard drive we needed.

or

The network manager is a retardmin hes thinks he is great but really he is utterly useless
retardmin by Robert "RaideR" Baxter February 12, 2008

El Retardo

A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."

A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.

He also may flake.
Did you see 'El Retardo' put his windshield wipers on upside down.
El Retardo by The Jerk 29 January 12, 2008
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