Retarazard

The Final evolution of a retard.

Look at John's final form a Retarazard!

Retarazard by Maybegaymaybenot June 8, 2018

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard

Man I’m so high I’m retardtard

retardtard by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

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Retarazard • Retardardion • retardtard • reTarTarded Sauce

Retardardion

If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.

1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!

2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!

Retardardion by Kingsley Dawson May 24, 2007

reTarTarded Sauce

what is a mongoloid, down syndrome, or retarded person's favorite condiment.

Man, I saw, Corky, from the televison show at Long John Silver's and he asked for reTarTarded sauce to go along with his fish and chips.

reTarTarded Sauce by cbdoobie November 20, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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