Resplonse

When you're sitting on the toilet for a while, thinking you're done, then all of a sudden, you start again.

Well the other day I was shitting, I forced myself to stay on longer then usual... I tried to get a resplonse from my buttocks, but I didn't get any resplonse...

Resplonse by jker209 November 8, 2012

Slow Responsed 

To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.

"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"

Slow Responsed by badzilla September 17, 2014

new response just dropped

An epic response for whenever someone makes a new and original response

person 1: Google en passant
person 2: Holy hell!
person 3: New response just dropped.

new response just dropped by Just Another Human Person May 25, 2023

natural response 

In electrical or mechanical engineering, natural response is the response of a system to a change from equilibrium. It is also the response given by a female after having been asked out on a date.

Whenever I ask a girl out, her natural response is "no."

natural response by murr2k November 18, 2009

point of no response

the awkward point in a conversation where both participants realize that there is absolutely nothing left to talk about

i ran into my ex today, the conversation was pleasant enough but we very quickly reached the point of no response, and it was time to make up crummy excuses and get the hell out of there

point of no response by geek.neo April 25, 2010

umme response

when a person gives one word responses in texts, chat, facebook, twitter, etc.

Amy: Heyy! Are we going out tonight?
Billy: No.

Amy: Why are you giving me an umme response?

umme response by captain pink nose June 28, 2011

Responsiber 

The one who holds the responsibility in a given situation

Kathryn- "Who is responsible for cleaning this damn house!?"

Blake- "YOU are the responsiber."

Responsiber by EZLN¡yaBasta! June 27, 2013