Rensselaer 

A small town in northern Indiana. Most of the population is over 60. Almost anyone who is not 60 goes to either Saint Joseph's College (Pumas) or Rensselaer Central High School (Bombers). Although a small "city" Rensselaer is the biggest town in its area. It has a Wal-Mart, two movie theaters, five stop lights, six schools, and about twenty churches.

1st person: There is NOTHING to do in Rensselaer!
2nd person: At least you guys have a Wal-Mart

Rensselaer by 14435 April 6, 2009

Rensselaer 

one of those towns where when you drive through it, it makes you grateful that u live in the ghetto!

Rensselaer is so boring, i am glad i live in the ghetto!

Rensselaer by KimmyHerly July 1, 2008

Rensselaer eye 

When you’re having a conversation with someone and one eye is looking at you; the other eye is looking toward the city of Rensselaer (or the nearest shitty city around you)

I was having this in depth conversation with a guy at the bar; I quickly realized he had Rensselaer eye

Rensselaer eye by DeezNutz518 October 20, 2017

rensselaer, ny 

A small, heroin infested city outside of Albany, consumed by hatered toward anyone not from Rensselaer. Looking for a good time? Don't go down to Derailed, the bar people go drink at to make single mothers feel special for the night. Expect to see Benyamen riding a tractor with your mom on a hot sunny day down East Street!

Let's go to Rensselaer, ny to smoke meth and hail Satan!

rensselaer, ny by Rusty Shakerfurr April 6, 2017

Rensselaerville 

A small town consisting of several hamlets. Located in NY. 45 minutes south of Albany.

Hey. Where is Rensselaerville?

Oh, it's in NY, about and hour away from Albany.

Rensselaerville by RainbowCharlie September 23, 2011