Religious War

Killing eachother to see who has the best imaginary friend

allah's the best god!, No! god's the best god!.....religious war...

by robbeatles August 17, 2011

Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend

person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!

by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009

Religious Wars

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend

The crusaders had a Religious Wars

by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019