Nervous verbal diarrhoea usually to do with a blossoming romance, often a sign of being bad at relationships, or in a case more annoying for the friends of the relationshitter- a smitten kitten. A bad case of the relationshits will often lead to the relationships downfall, as its can often be misunderstood as possessiveness/obsessivness or in the other extreme- being a 'commitaphobe'.
Smitten Kitten- 'ooh my boyfriend is so cute, the other day he said hi and did this really cute thing with...' Relationshits.
Bad at relationships- '...relationshit. O bollox I didn't mean to say relationshit, wow what if he sees this. Eh he's a prick he can just man up and deal with it. Well, he's not actually a prick, but...' Relationshits.
Bad at relationships- '...relationshit. O bollox I didn't mean to say relationshit, wow what if he sees this. Eh he's a prick he can just man up and deal with it. Well, he's not actually a prick, but...' Relationshits.
by BlatentlySingle October 08, 2011
Nausea, diarrhea, or just a plain old upset stomach caused by the drama of a tumultuous interpersonal relationship or event.
by Anthony Fransella October 26, 2006
a)One person in the failed relationship doesnt want to be there.
b) Both people in the failed relationship don't want to be there
c) One or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.
Thus, it becomes a relationshit.
Often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you JUST START TO HATE THEM.
b) Both people in the failed relationship don't want to be there
c) One or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.
Thus, it becomes a relationshit.
Often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you JUST START TO HATE THEM.
Heather: How's your relationship with Tyler?
Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.
Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.
by chippednailsxx December 16, 2008
by tomcon5 March 01, 2009
Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
by J-Bullets November 24, 2010
A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
by Mojo March 01, 2005
A relationship that has gone bad, probably just about to finish; aggrevating, painful and irritating for both participants.
"How long have you been going out now? Six months?"
"Yeah, but man, it's turned into a relationshit..."
"Can I have your number?"
"Look, I dunno...I like you, but I'm in a relationshit....Ah, screw it. You're hot."
"Yeah, but man, it's turned into a relationshit..."
"Can I have your number?"
"Look, I dunno...I like you, but I'm in a relationshit....Ah, screw it. You're hot."
by thisisarelationshits January 04, 2010