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Cool person oh wow I am so cool I am the coolest person ever, FUCK
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Redd is a cool person with a cool personality and alpha sigma facial structure (i'm a full time mewer guys!) and if you don't like Redd, your not a cool person with an uncool personality and a beta skibidi toilet facial structure (cuz you never mew.)
Reddman is so cool I wish I was a cool as him,
Reddman is cool.
Reddman by Totally Not Reddman April 15, 2024
Words you can keep

redamancy 

A love returned in full; an act of loving the one who loves you.
She was looking for redamancy.
redamancy by li'l pond fish December 16, 2013

redman's revenge 

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.
I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.
redman's revenge by Brian H October 26, 2005
one of the dopest rappers out there, has funky beats

Frequently works with Method Man on music, film, and TV shows and ads.

Member of Def Squad featuring Keith Murray and Erick Sermon

His first Album, "Whut? Thee Album," is considered a hip-hop classic.

Is signed to Def Jam Records.
redman , Funk Doc is the dopest out there!!
Redman by Shanker December 26, 2005

redman concert 

Simply put, its another term for that dreaded 3-7 days a month of a womans menstrual cycle commonly referred to as her period, a way to bring it up in conversation and not be embarassed or embarassing.
How long is your redman concert in town for? Do you have enough tickets? (tampax pads)

What day of the redman concert is it? Is there a lot of people attending or a little? (People = Amount of blood she's menstruating)
redman concert by O.D. Sanchez February 28, 2011

Redamancy 

to love with all of you
We are REDAMANCY
Redamancy by ben03 June 12, 2019
A person who works in an legal or office setting, usually male, who routinely fucks up and ruins files. Slippery as a lubed butt plug, the ruddman then disappears into thin air, never to receive the punishment or blame he deserves.

The greatest ruddmans are subtle in their dereliction, and the effects of their negligent file keeping practices may not be felt for years to come.
Man 1: This punk at my office keeps fucking up files, and when I go to kick his ass he's never around!
Man 2: Wow! I thought only my office had a ruddman.
ruddman by juh-din May 16, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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