A person who works in an legal or office setting, usually male, who routinely fucks up and ruins files. Slippery as a lubed butt plug, the ruddman then disappears into thin air, never to receive the punishment or blame he deserves.

The greatest ruddmans are subtle in their dereliction, and the effects of their negligent file keeping practices may not be felt for years to come.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods