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Red Creek 

Red Creek is a back country redneck school with higher ambitions. Priding itself on its numerous commendations, it has spent its grants on dozens of trivial projects such as a new track and new bleachers but has yet to fix the air conditioning/heating. The athletics program in red creek is also a joke. Still holding onto the legends of the past, the soccer coaches choose to overlook the weak athletics compared to nearby schools such as clyde-savannah, preferring to look back on the glory days, several of which are still hanging on the wall, despite being older than your dad. None of the other sports even matter despite average performance. The surrounding area is mostly retired people and meth-heads. The student body is made up of the Juul kids, the depressed meme dealers, and popular kids who used to be relevant back in middle school but you know are having a mid life crisis at the age of 17. The middle school is not even worth mentioning as it is just a wasteland of sexually transmitted diseases and the scent of hormones.
"Bro this was worse than back when I went to Red Creek"
Red Creek by Red Crick Kid December 11, 2019
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Red creek 

Mostly known for its hillbilly pot heads, oh and don’t forget the scooter vaping gang and shooting herion behind the pit stop. Kids at red creek think they are “ all that” when most of them live in trailer parks. There’s been a few murders in red creek but we will ignore that fact and say it’s safe for our kids.
We thought it would be safe to send our kids to red creek but turns out it’s trash and they are full of pot heads and trailer park trash

Red creek 

Red creek don’t get me started on this shit bruh
Red creek is full of red neck racists,white kids trying to be gangsters,coke addicts and rapists.
If you were to go to red creek you’d smell instantly weed and see crackheads walking around.People smoking behind the pit stop every week, not to mention someone killed someone here.Red creek school is a joke too you got girls barking at people and bomb threats.People that look like school shooters.If you were to go in the bathroom you’d see a group hitting vapes and shit and they ask if you got Nic every second.some dumbasses do that shit in class bruh.There’s no air conditioning and it smells like piss.There’s fights every week.Fuck red creek
Red creek by Your.moms.dildo December 2, 2021

Red Creek Boys Soccer

Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.
We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season

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11 goals for/ 96 goals against

Red Creek Fuck boys 

Red Creek Fuck boys are exactly their title. Fuck boys. They only like the girls for their body and sex. Their grades are the same as their IQ. -69 . The teachers can't put up with any of them so they send them to the "rams room" to avoid their problems. They act all superior until an actually genuinely nice guy shows up and treats the girls right. They act all mocho mocho playing basketball and soccer. Even though they still can't play because they got suspended for vaping in the bathroom and smoking pot at the gas station with their Minecraft girlfriends.
Red Creek Fuck Boys: Boys who think they are superior and better than everyone who go to red Creek

Red Creek basketball 

Its where these kids fucking suck ass espically the JV team.
ass = Whole school
Red creek basketball team is ass
Red Creek basketball by brown jace December 3, 2021

Red Cheeks

When you go down on a girl while she is on her rag and take her tampon out with your teeth by the string and proceed to swing it side to side hitting both sides of your face.
Larry- Hey baby you on your rag
girl- Yeah. Go down on me
Larry- OK. mmmmmmm Oh shit your tampons in?
girl- Oh yeah it is
Larry- Oh well Ill just pull it out
girl- Thats so hot!!! Swing your head back and forth you dirty animal
Larry- GRRRRRRRRR........

Larry now has RED CHEEKS!!!
Red Cheeks by Red Cheek Larry April 16, 2010
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