Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009

Red Balloon Party

Meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.

Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.

by surprisecomedy May 7, 2013

Red Balloon

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004

red balloon

an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.

Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.

by funnybunny May 6, 2008

Red Balloon

A large prolapsed anus as a result of pulling one's fist out, typically up to the elbow.

I was fisting Luis's anus and he got a crazy red balloon, it really freaked me out so I ran all the way to Burton Park.

by oofgod22 January 18, 2026

Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007