Definitions by funnybunny
red balloon
an overweight, permanently sunburned woman whose unwarranted inflated ego needs to be deflated immediately least she soon considers herself equated with God.
Person A: Someone needs to pop that red balloon before she gets any bigger.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
Person B: You mean her ego or her size?
Person A: Both.
red balloon by funnybunny May 6, 2008