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After a vigorous night of love making a gentleman may wish to retreat and give his chaps time to regroup before mounting a further sexual incursion .
When you've been banging all night and your balls feel like they've been in a vice but your partner is so hot your taking time out before part two .
Bollocks rest time .
Balls needing time out .
Newtons cradle has stopped for a moment.
Lady , Oh my god four times in one night you're a sex God
Man , hold on me duck I need to rest the lads . Reball and we're good for five .
Reball by Trentbridge Troll July 31, 2018

I really don’t need no light to see through you 

I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.

A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.

A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.

really long hair 

Having hair that's to the middle of your back or longer, even all the way to the floor!
She had really long hair; it's 38 1/2" long!
A sporting event in which the outcome is affected by blatantly bad calls from the referees.
The Giants were ahead of the 49ers until the refs decided they needed to change the game from football to refball.
refball by Texhnolyzed November 26, 2011

It feels really good to be alive today!!! 

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.
Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

It really do be like that sometimes 

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.
“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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