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realize
When you send a text to a person and the person ignores it instead of replying, than goes "offline" and responds after like 2 hours with an excuse, why they didn't respond earlier. The truth is, the person doesn't want to do anything with you. Instead of telling the truth, the person will tell a lie.
realize by MyMindIsAlwaysRight January 14, 2022
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Realize the dream
(Just woke up, still in bed): "What do you wanna do right now?"
(Roommate): "Let's realize the dream."
(Roommate): "Let's realize the dream."
Realize the dream by the 420 chick March 13, 2011
you do realize ...
A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"
Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."
you do realize ... by scrublord5000 August 7, 2011
Fo'realize
Louis: Can I get a ride man?
Benjamin: You need to fo'realize that I'm gonna need some gas money first.
Benjamin: You need to fo'realize that I'm gonna need some gas money first.
Fo'realize by CaBo July 1, 2008
when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
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