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When you send a text to a person and the person ignores it instead of replying, than goes "offline" and responds after like 2 hours with an excuse, why they didn't respond earlier. The truth is, the person doesn't want to do anything with you. Instead of telling the truth, the person will tell a lie.
Hey, you wanna play a game or talk?
*Gets ignored
You realize it
realize by MyMindIsAlwaysRight January 14, 2022

Realize the dream 

To smoke weed in bed while laying on your back.
(Just woke up, still in bed): "What do you wanna do right now?"

(Roommate): "Let's realize the dream."

you do realize ...

A phrase you'll often hear dickbags say. They think they're being clever, but they're really just being patronizing, bags of shit. The phrase is usually uttered in contempt when someone expresses appreciation for something. Usually followed by "..right?"
Guy 1: "Man I love this movie!"

Guy 2: "You do realize ... it's a terrible movie, right?"

Guy 1: "Fuck you asshole."

Fo'realize 

Combination of realize and for real. Meaning to earnestly bring to attention.
Louis: Can I get a ride man?
Benjamin: You need to fo'realize that I'm gonna need some gas money first.
Fo'realize by CaBo July 1, 2008

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.