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Ready Freddy

when a girl gets yo dick ready to be sucked by scrubbin it with Windex
Damn, hold still while I give you a "Ready Freddy." Yo dick smells like it aint been washed in a week!
Ready Freddy by Jim lemminin January 15, 2008

Ready for Freddy 

Are you ready for Freddy? I sure hope not, because if you're ready for Freddy, you're ready for the undertaker. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Get it? That's funny!!
Ready for Freddy by Lowrider May 30, 2003

Not ready for freddy 

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

Ready Freddie? 

Phrase used by drummer Roger Taylor when addressing Freddie Mercury during the early start of the (infamous) band, Queen. This phrase can be spotted in the (beautiful) song, Crazy Little Things Called Love. (This catchphrase was invented well before Queen, but it is now known for being their sentence.)
*Freddie, about to start singing*

Roger: "Ready Freddie?"
Freddie, John, Brian and Roger: *Beautiful musical sounds*
Ready Freddie? by Jim Hutton January 30, 2019

Ready Freddie? 

A common phrase men/women often use for each other when expressing interest in readiness to leave somewhere.
"Honey, do you have the movie tickets?" "Yes, dear." "Ready Freddie?" "Yep, let's go!"
Ready Freddie? by CJMKC February 2, 2009

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........ 

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,
"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....
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