Read p 

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

Read p by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021

Read Possession 

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"

Read Possession by killer bee October 25, 2012

Read Patrick 

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

Read Patrick by Derra April 1, 2022

Read people 

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc

I have to learn how to read people

Read people by The muscle April 21, 2025

Read and Prepare 

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.

Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.

Read and Prepare by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021

read the palm 

Marc Mandrake slang definition: talk to the hand.

Amanda: ur a loser!!!
Marc: ya know what... read the palm!

read the palm by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

Read the Paper 

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

Read the Paper by Fullers February 21, 2009