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re-retard 

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.
The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.
re-retard by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

re-re-tard 

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.
You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?
re-re-tard by wildmanchild February 8, 2010

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

(RE:)tard 

Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message.
Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!
(RE:)tard by Comton Ass Kelsey February 29, 2008
(R)eply (E)veryone (tard)

Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
RE-tard by Longshot Lar June 13, 2012
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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