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Someone who is so retarded, the word retard makes them look like a genius. Re-ard is someone who thinks they are smarter then what they really are.
Dam what a re-ard. So stupid, he thinks he's a genius.

A person so naive and stupid, they think that they are genius' when they are a piece of shit.
Re-ard by mwallace2202 October 26, 2013
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Re-Arded 

Aka... retarded

When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!
Look at Chuckie, he's acting so re-arded, like a cry baby bitch!
Re-Arded by QweneT to u bitch August 25, 2021

Phil Reardon 

Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'
"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"
Phil Reardon by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006
The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.
Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.
reardon by Triplenglish February 23, 2017
I can't say the other word or Twitter will get me.
You are rearded
Rearded by Red Yoshi April 26, 2021
Misspelled version of the word retard. Either used ironically or by people who themselves are retarded.
Guy 1: Hey guys, did you know the earth is actually flat?
Guy 2: No, I guess I'm a reard.
Reard by CantReadSheetMusic May 16, 2019
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