The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. Therefore, the best defense against a Bugblatter Beast is to wrap a towel around your head.
Alas, my great aunt Susan was devoured by a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. She did not have a towel handy. And they are very very ravenous beasts.
When a wizard's cock is extremely hard and is ready to jab a stiff one anywhere possible. This can be used in erotic fantasy, in particular Harry Potter fan-fiction.
A Ravenous Chanticleer jabbed into Hermione as Ron rammed hard against her sleeve.
the way white people get after drinking mountain dew, monster, full throttle, really any liquid that is full of sugar and legal cocaine; which causes us to do stupid ass things like ride motorcycles like crazed people, sky dive, hunt big ass animals and punch each other in the face @ concerts
"dude, last night i got out of sparring, chugged a dew then rode my suzuki over to my girls house while i screamed WATCH OUT CRACKA, got to her house, pulled her hair & choked her the way she likes it, then went home and cleaned my guns....just a typical tuesday night being ravenous"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.