Ratchetitis

An infectious Viral and/or bacterial disease closely related to the female ratchet.
Side Effects include but not limited to:
1. Lost or stolen money, credit and

debit cards
2. Frequent visits to the E.R. for

Penicilian shots
3. Legs that spread easier than peanut

butter
4. Jock itch, ring worm, irritable bowel

syndrome, diarrhea of the mouth,

compulsive cock gobbling and STDs

5. Lower ambition

6. Loss of significant other
7. Increased self-post on Backpage.com
8. Lost and or stolen electronic devices
9. Complete loss of dignity

10. Excessive use of the word "bruh"

"fam" and "cash me outside"

That Ho Over There (t.h.o.t.) gave my peoples "ratchetitis"

by Pimpindistress May 15, 2018

ratchetitis

the disease of being ratchet commonly diagnosed in girls from 13 - 26

That girl twerking on the wall has ratchetitis

by masa_freshhh December 30, 2013

Ratchetivities

Activities performed for leisure, entertainment, or pleasure by one who either self-identifies or has been identified as a ratchet. Can imply the involvement of sexual acts and/or consumption of alcohol.

"Which one o' y'all are down for ratchetivities this weekend?!"

"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."

by Haute CoCo May 20, 2020

ratchetives

ratchet aka ghetto fabulous relatives that u hate when they come over

my ratchetives are coming over for thanksgiving i hope they dont make me kick em out this year

by mark williams III March 27, 2009

ratchitis

the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....

My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.

by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017

paranormal ratchetivity

Taking ratchet behavior to a whole new level. Behavior so abnormal and inexplicable that you refer to it as paranormal.

Chand: A fight broke out in chico last night for no reason. Prav: Damn, that is some paranormal ratchetivity right there.

by BrownHulk April 14, 2014

rachelitis

a rare disease that causes the victim to pull out onto the wrong side of the road occasionally and for no understandable reason. Despite being clearly wrongly, a victim of rachelitis is thoroughly convinced they are on the correct side of the road. There is no cure or treatment, and it is life threatening.

“You’re on the wrong side of the road”
“No I’m not!”
“What do you know, you have rachelitis!”

by daddykins8365 December 10, 2019