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rachelitis 

a rare disease that causes the victim to pull out onto the wrong side of the road occasionally and for no understandable reason. Despite being clearly wrongly, a victim of rachelitis is thoroughly convinced they are on the correct side of the road. There is no cure or treatment, and it is life threatening.
“You’re on the wrong side of the road”
“No I’m not!”
“What do you know, you have rachelitis!”
rachelitis by daddykins8365 December 10, 2019
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Rachelitis 

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.
You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!
Rachelitis by poopscoopydoodoo April 22, 2019

Rachelites 

The Term used to describe huge fans of Rachel Berry from Fox's Glee. They are THE most dedicated, and vocal fans of all the gleeks.
Look at all those Rachelites wearing argyle knee highs!

The Rachel Berry Appriciation thread on gleeforum is full of Rachel-loving Rachelites!
Rachelites by gLeekrachelite January 21, 2010

Rachelicious

The term is used when something has been recommended, which may include, but is not limited to dancing, religion and values.
The next station is Caulfield, passengers for the Rachelicious line, please change at Caulfield
Rachelicious by lochie360 November 2, 2008

Ratchetitis 

An infectious Viral and/or bacterial disease closely related to the female ratchet.
Side Effects include but not limited to:
1. Lost or stolen money, credit and

debit cards
2. Frequent visits to the E.R. for

Penicilian shots
3. Legs that spread easier than peanut

butter
4. Jock itch, ring worm, irritable bowel

syndrome, diarrhea of the mouth,

compulsive cock gobbling and STDs

5. Lower ambition

6. Loss of significant other
7. Increased self-post on Backpage.com
8. Lost and or stolen electronic devices
9. Complete loss of dignity

10. Excessive use of the word "bruh"

"fam" and "cash me outside"
That Ho Over There (t.h.o.t.) gave my peoples "ratchetitis"

ratchetitis 

the disease of being ratchet commonly diagnosed in girls from 13 - 26
That girl twerking on the wall has ratchetitis
ratchetitis by masa_freshhh December 30, 2013

Rachetisim 

The communism version of being ratchet. Pushing the ratchet lifestyle on others
I won't rob him when he falls asleep, please dont push that rachetisim on me
Rachetisim by mandymoo93 September 30, 2019
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