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Rat milk 

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!
Rat milk by geo November 11, 2003
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Rat milk 

The sour lumpy milk substance that can be extracted from the rat tits of a scummy person. This milk is of a yellow colour and has no nutritional value. It often makes you vomit in your own mouth a little just by smelling it.
Oh my god, i just drank this rat milk thinking it was cows milk. I just vomited all over myself. It had a hair in it.
Rat milk by Kane Dawson September 16, 2005

milk rat 

This is the hair/jizz combination that collects in your drain to from a large clump aka a "milk rat".
My shower wouldn't drain until I removed that milk rat.
milk rat by unicorn prince November 26, 2010

Milk Rat 

When a man ejaculates inside another man’s rectum with a gerbil in it
Tony and Jeff enjoyed a late night of milk rat
Milk Rat by Dieseldoc430 November 30, 2021

milking a dead rat 

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
milking a dead rat by buches October 9, 2012

Milking the Rat 

A form of child abuse in the mid 20th century and prior where the child would be subjected to excruciating pain by way of the intense pressure applied to the area on the finger or thumb just above the cuticle of the fingernail.
When my old man came home, he saw that my homework was not done and the house was a mess. He then pursued in milking the rat until I did my duties.
Milking the Rat by Cballznhoney April 30, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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