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Rape Shade 

-the shaded face mask professional rapist Ben Rapistburger wore in shame during his emasculating performance during Superbowl XLV, in which he lost the ball game but won by an overwhelming margin in the polls for voting 'douchebag of the year' for 2010.

He faces a up hill battle to retain his douchebag of the year title for 2011, sources close to Mr. Rapistburger say he is focused on retaining his douchebag of the year award and is going to ''bust ass'' this off season taking advantage of Jr.H.S. and H.S. girls at parties. Seems like Mr. Rapistburger has set his sights above douchbag of the year and is now aiming for Asshole of the decade, he is a shoe in the balloting.

Ben Rapistburger wants to thank fellow asshole idiots for their continued support; Terry Bradshaw, Jerome Bettis, Lynn Swan, Kordel Stewart, Terry Bradshaw, Hines Ward and Charlie Batch and special thanks to the biggest asshole of them all Terry Bradshaw.
STEELER HATE HATE HATE HATE....
guy1: Did you see facebook photos of that chick Big Ben raped ??/?

guy2: ....I did, she was a Seattle 4* in the dark, at best... turn the lights on she was a Atlanta 2*

guy1: that douchebag is going to hide his shamefull face with a Rape Shade for the rest of his bumbling career.

guy2: I bet big ben opens a outlet carpet store later in life, what an asshole
Rape Shade by steeler hate club February 25, 2011
Words you can keep
When you greet someone with a handshake and they don’t want it. So you grab there hand forcefully and shake hands anyway.
‘Did you see scummo on his latest meet and greet. He was rapeshaking his way around town one victim at a time’. ‘Keep your hands in your pockets kids, otherwise scummo will rapeshake you’.
rapeshake by Reek ma lord January 4, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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