Rantry

A boner so full it pulls the skin from your face leaving your face looking gaunt

Every time I watch Miley Cyrus' 'Party in the USA', I get the fullest rantry. I look like a starvation victim from how gaunt my face looks.

Matthew McConaughrantry has a full rantry at all times, which is why his face is so gaunt.

by King of the Rantry November 14, 2016