Noun; Rangletazer (Rangle-Tazer). Object used in sexual acts, mostly sadistic bondage, high budget pornography. The object is designed to clamp down onto the genitals of the victim and inflict massive amounts of voltage to the said area, providing a sexual stimulant, and severe burns.
Not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. Statistically, the accident rate for a Rangletazer is 90%.
"DUDE my cock got burnt the fuck off last night when Jenna got out the Rangletazer and zapped my junk!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GARY YOU CUNT I'M GONNA RANGELTAZER YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.