When in desperate need of a shit, the Turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a shit-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.
"I was 69'ing this girl the other day when i totally got Tutleblasted in the face!"
"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"
"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"
by Snizzbitz May 17, 2010
Turkey: "SECRET SAUCE!!.....(for those not in know it's the combo of mayo & ketchup.. It's the bombshiggidygiggidygoooooo!!"
by Snizzbitz April 23, 2012
Noun; Rangletazer (Rangle-Tazer). Object used in sexual acts, mostly sadistic bondage, high budget pornography. The object is designed to clamp down onto the genitals of the victim and inflict massive amounts of voltage to the said area, providing a sexual stimulant, and severe burns.
Not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. Statistically, the accident rate for a Rangletazer is 90%.
Not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. Statistically, the accident rate for a Rangletazer is 90%.
"DUDE my cock got burnt the fuck off last night when Jenna got out the Rangletazer and zapped my junk!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GARY YOU CUNT I'M GONNA RANGELTAZER YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!"
"WHERE ARE YOU GARY YOU CUNT I'M GONNA RANGELTAZER YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!"
by Snizzbitz April 23, 2012
by Snizzbitz May 01, 2012