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Randonesia 

When randonneurs suffer on a long distance cycling event, their subsequent inability to recall the nature of that suffering and consequently their willingness to sign up for another one (despite it being almost certain they will suffer similarly again ) ...is called randonesia ( ie, randonneuring and amnesia )
Chap No1. " What? That 1200 km brevet through the alps with 3 days of wind and rain, 2 hours sleep and multiple mechanical failures wasn't that bad at all. I'd like to sign up for the next one please "

Chap No2. " Mate, thats a classic case of randonesia...but go ahead anyway. Chapeau sir. "
Randonesia by roc74 October 29, 2018
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Randonesia 

When somebody parties so hard and so often that they cannot remember who they were with, where they were, or why they were partying.
I've been on an 8 day bender and I can't remember anything from the passed week. I dont know who I spent it with! Where am I!? I think I have Randonesia...
Randonesia by Manness August 24, 2011

randomnesia 

The ability to recall and retain seemingly unrelated or arbitrary information in a seemingly haphazard manner, without conscious effort or intentional encoding. It involves remembering obscure facts, trivial details, or random tidbits without any apparent logical or contextual association.
Lucas's randomnesia always surprises us: last week, he started rambling about something mundane that happened to me years ago.
randomnesia by Cazeip July 10, 2023

randomnessia 

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.
Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...
randomnessia by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008

Bandonesia

A certain sickness you get after having sexual intercourse in a bando(abandoned home)
Damn girl you fucked him in a bando you got bandonesia
Bandonesia by Bando843 November 25, 2019

Randonomia 

A mental phenomenon that happens when you feel a strong and sudden crave for some Random Ralph content
-I was sitting on the toilet with public, when my randonomia kicked in.

-I had to.. My randonomia peaked.
Randonomia by Randomaniac04 May 5, 2018

randomneseianese 

Some random Norwegian fella on the internet who we all love but can be pepega af
Who the heck uses this in a sentence, randomneseianese.